HOLY PIG-LOVING JESUS.

WOOT IT’S BACON

@ 4:26 am, June 24, 2009

Beware the truly professional.

Beards aren’t for amateurs. Klingon gangsta starfleet amish insectoids, maybe.

@ 12:10 am, April 20, 2009

.

@ 5:18 pm, April 7, 2009

Disappointed queeb sounds.

“First: Any ladysoftness I sink my codpiece into that makes a “disappointed queeb sound” when I withdraw from it will not, under any circumstances, be sunk in to again. The ladies of the board may consider this a high-quality dating tip: disappointed queeb sounds are a deal-breaker.”

@ 7:56 pm, March 15, 2009

Is it a German gang?.

It\'s not?

It's not?

@ 10:37 pm, February 8, 2009

trashing my scene.

@ 4:08 pm, February 5, 2009

Thanks to Goo.

@ 10:55 pm, January 31, 2009

hey everybody it’s the gay alphabet.

@ 6:29 pm, January 31, 2009

For all you skiers/boarders out there.

Get bearded. You know, for warmth.

@ 10:29 pm, January 19, 2009

Do you do that in the tub?.

Hydro-fracking. Available at a drilling company near you.

@ 10:01 pm, January 14, 2009
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