‘Tis the day after xmas,
And I’m on my computer,
Blogging to yasty
To prove I’m a loser.

I think about Hal,
And that boy-band butt,
And I’m thankful that here
It’s hard to get onto teh intarnut.

Woo! Jerkwads! Woo!

BAH.

I also offer my kind wishes for the season.

Jerks.

Since I can’t guarantee my online-ness at a computer tomorrow, I’d like to say: Happy Holidays, jerkwads.

woo (MeFi).

Or, all that glitters is bootlicking weasels.

j, shadowfax…Mork. That’s right. Man, I wanna hear “PWN3D!!1!” in the Genie voice…

“Mork gives j a third eye!”

I join the legions who race perched atop porcelain thrones.

(What does that even mean?)