At least Toyota has a sensayuma.

So this is the third time since coming to the Boston area I’ve had mid-to-major body damage to my car. In all three incidents, I would like to point out, my car was stationary (in one I wasn’t even in the car). This time, I was just waiting at a traffic light. That’s all.

Yasty’s almost a year old, and I’m sick of this one.

List of things that have happened since Duke Nukem Forever was announced.

I wish I had those kinds of software deadlines.

How about one of these?

A beer truck fell over.

It left one person injured, and some people quite happy.

The cops helped out in, uh, cleaning up the mess.

It happened in the southern part of Mexico City, as evidenced by all the trees.

There’s nothing like drinking beers in the woods.

In fact, I wouldn’t mind cracking open a beer right now.

This made me laugh.