Thursday, August 24th, 2006
Archive for August, 2006
Sunday, August 13th, 2006
No, not kidding, I have some. Really. Went to see Spamalot on Broadway and they were selling “Golden Honey Grail” “Wicked-Awesome SPAMALOT Collector’s Edition” Spam. I had to have some. Hey, I like Spam.
It was tasty.
However, I was looking at the can again, and noticed the instructions for cooking, in small print on the side:
FULLY COOKED, READY TO EAT - COLD OR HOT. Taketh thine SPAM® slices and fry it thusly for exactly 2 minutes. No more, no less. 1 minute is too little, and yet 3 minutes be far longer than thou needeth. Then thou shalt flippeth the SPAM® and repeateth these instructions until it be crispy and browned upon both sides of this most tasty provision. The resulting divine creation shall be lobbed into thine mouth rapidly. For this is the law of SPAM® Golden Honey Grail.
Points to Hormel for getting into the spirit of the thing.
Friday, August 4th, 2006
Teh peter has gotten in touch with his masculine side in order to undertake the changing of the theme to something in touch with his feminine side. We should all applaud this duality, and seek to replicate it in our daily lives. I’m going to go drink a Fresca and hit someone with a pipe wrench.